Actual conversation I had with my two-year-old at breakfast this morning:
Me: Jonah, would you like some more tilapia?
J: (indiscernible mumbling that sounds something like: yeh...nnnnnnssssssn...oh)
Me: What? Do you want more fish?
J: Banana
Me: Jonah. Listen carefully to me, and answer the question I am actually asking: Do you want more tilapia?
J: No! (immediately starts whimpering and anxiously whining, because he wants.......... more fish)
Me: Jonah, would you like some more tilapia?
J: (indiscernible mumbling that sounds something like: yeh...nnnnnnssssssn...oh)
Me: What? Do you want more fish?
J: Banana
Me: Jonah. Listen carefully to me, and answer the question I am actually asking: Do you want more tilapia?
J: No! (immediately starts whimpering and anxiously whining, because he wants.......... more fish)
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